just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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