I wanna bring you to show and tell
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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