i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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