If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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