My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Girls should come with a carfax report
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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