You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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