sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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