I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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