yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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