She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I forgot how hot balto sounded
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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