I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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