is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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