He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
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Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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