she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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