HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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