It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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