Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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