Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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