i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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