after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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