He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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