One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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