In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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