did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
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the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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