so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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