"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
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