My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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