Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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