The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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