He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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