Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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