he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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