but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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