Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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