I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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