Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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