My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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