She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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