Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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