Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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