There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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