i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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