i was rollin on her like bob the builder
are you so shy because you have an std?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
where does the pee come out of this thing
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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