I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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