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(760): View more from California

ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!

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(937): View more from Ohio

bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome

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(512): View more from Texas

After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.

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(386): View more from Florida

well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.

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(209): View more from California

I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.

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(347): View more from New York

Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.

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