I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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