she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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