But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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