Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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