Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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