he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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