I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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