I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Randomize
