he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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