first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Randomize
