I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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