You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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