I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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